What do you buy a car nutter for xmas?

by **Darren** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:51 pm

What would you recommend:

1. IAM or RoSPA course
2. A day out with one of our resident experts?
3. Autoglym polish kit
4. Romantic winter's picnic...out the back of the beemer (no champagne in sight)
5. A new K&N Filter and Tuning
6. A Wizard's of NOS 50 shot Nitrous Kit (lol....could be interesting).

by **Rick** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:27 pm

Option 2 for certain.

by **Roadcraft** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:02 pm

Option 2...

by **Hugh Noblett** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:28 pm

Trouble is Safety 1st, we'd look pretty daft, all wrapped up in Christmassy paper, with ribbons and bows affixed to our n*ther regions :oops:

by **Roadcraft** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:38 pm

Hugh Noblett wrote:Trouble is Safety 1st, we'd look pretty daft, all wrapped up in Christmassy paper, with ribbons and bows affixed to our n*ther regions

You paint an interesting picture...

by **Lynne** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:56 pm

Safety1st wrote:
Hugh Noblett wrote:Trouble is Safety 1st, we'd look pretty daft, all wrapped up in Christmassy paper, with ribbons and bows affixed to our n*ther regions

You paint an interesting picture...

Hopefully not hi viz..glow in the dark

Oh sorry

by **Darren** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:32 pm

Might have made a good "advanced driving" calendar for 2006....

Lynne, I'm worried about your thoughts though...not lusting I hope, we wont have that kind of behaviour on this forum, lower's the tone you know :oops:

by **Lynne** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:38 am

Darren wrote:Might have made a good "advanced driving" calendar for 2006....

Lynne, I'm worried about your thoughts though...not lusting I hope, we wont have that kind of behaviour on this forum, lower's the tone you know

Err what? No Darren

just couldn't resist the hi viz thing after one of the other threads that's all. I don't think it was me that lowered the tone.... :shock:

L

by **Hugh Noblett** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:40 pm

The first dictionary I looked in, states "nether - situated in the lowest part" -

so... ribbons on the toesies is perfectly acceptable and not intended as 'tone lowering' :wink:

by **jibberjabber25** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:31 pm

Hugh Noblett wrote:The first dictionary I looked in, states "nether - situated in the lowest part" -

so... ribbons on the toesies is perfectly acceptable and not intended as 'tone lowering'

Hmm, but you did asterisk it out Hugh, which does suggest something. :shock:

Anyway, hopefully you dug yourself well and truly out of that hole. :wink:

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