Department of Transport initiative?

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Postby twistyfing » Tue May 30, 2006 11:01 am


THIS DEPT OF TRANSPORT INITIATIVE HAS BEEN RE-LAUNCHED, MAY 2006.

Information Release

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of
Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.

For this reason as from the middle of May 2006 those drivers who are found
to be driving badly which includes:

- overtaking in dangerous places

- hovering within one inch of the car in front

- stopping sharply

- speeding in residential areas

- pulling out without indication

- performing U turns inappropriately in busy highstreets

- under taking on motorways and taking up more than one lane in multi lane
roads

These drivers will be issued with flags, white with a red cross, signifying
their inability to drive properly. These flags must be clipped to a door of
the car and be visible to all other drivers and pedestrians. Those drivers
who have shown particularly poor driving skills will have to display a flag
on each side of the car to indicate their greater lack of skill and general
lower intelligence mindset to the general public.

Please circulate this to as many other motorists as you can so that drivers
and pedestrians will be aware of the meaning of these flags.



Department of Transport.

:lol:
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Postby LEF » Tue May 30, 2006 4:03 pm


:lol: :lol: :lol:

So what offences have they committed when their vehicle is adorned with at least 15 of these warning flags :shock: :lol:
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Postby James » Tue May 30, 2006 7:20 pm


None
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Postby chrispbrown2255 » Tue May 30, 2006 7:50 pm


LEF wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

So what offences have they committed when their vehicle is adorned with at least 15 of these warning flags :shock: :lol:

Police_Driver wrote:None


You're in the wrong force then police driver. I suspect the fashion police would throw the book at them :)
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